Monday, April 9, 2012

I'm HERE, not there, but HERE

That's right. I'm at the RT convention and looking to get a big ol goodie bag full of swag for ONE lucky person. I am hunting down Anne Rainey and Karen Erickson also to sign our TAHOE NIGHTS book also.

So let's have a little contest to give away something fun.

To enter is easy.
Answer this question on this blog and be entered to win.

Where would you like the Romantic Times Conference to be?

See simple, just name a place you'd like the conference to be held and you're entered.

Hawaii or Aruba would be nice but I don't think they'd do it.

Don't forget if you see me to ask me to FLASH you.
Us perverts like showing off.

Take care and spread the word.
I want a LOT of entries.


Can't help it, love jokes

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in Front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. Any questions, I'll be parked around the corner."

She's standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, "How much?" She says, "One hundred dollars." He says, "All I got is thirty". She says, "Hold on," and runs back to Harry and asks, "What can he get for thirty?" "A hand job," Harry replied.

She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty quid is a hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips his trousers, and out pops a HUGE smooth and very beautiful penis!

She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back."She runs back to Harry.

"What's wrong?" he asks, "Any chance you could lend this guy seventy bucks?!"


  1. San Antonio, Texas....this week it's Fiesta and that's always a fun time!! Adding the RT group to that would make it even better.

  2. New Orleans is fabulous in the spring.

    Patti Duplantis

  3. It is already being held in Chicago where I want it to be.


  4. I wish it was here in St. Louis, MO!! We have lots of good things to offer. Some of the BEST Italian food on The Hill. At least that is what Oprah says. (It is crazy good!) We have some good gambling places. My Brother in law won 15,000. Crazy!!! We also have some great music and clubs down on the landing. The best part.... I would be able to come. I only live about 15 minutes from downtown. That would be so awesome!!! I would even offer up a guest room and the best Biscuits and country gavy for you. See.... I know how to entice (bribe) you!


  5. I would love for the conference to be held in Kentucky, preferably in Lexington. There are some great attractions around including the horse park, lots of restaurants, and some bourbon distilleries, etc. Best thing, it is close enough for me to drive to daily, lol.
    Have a great week at RT. I wish I could go, just gotta work on some anxiety probs first, lol.

  6. It would be great if it could be held in Columbus,OH. We have great clubs, food and the shopping is amazing. Plus I only live an hour and a half away. And Please Flash me!

  7. ROFL!! Hmm... I'd love it to be California again, preferably NOT in LA. Or Hawaii sounds gorgeous--it'd be an excuse for a vacation, right?! Hope you're having a marvelous time, flashing away ;)