So let's have a little contest to give away something fun.
To enter is easy.
Answer this question on this blog and be entered to win.
Where would you like the Romantic Times Conference to be?
See simple, just name a place you'd like the conference to be held and you're entered.
Hawaii or Aruba would be nice but I don't think they'd do it.
Don't forget if you see me to ask me to FLASH you.
Us perverts like showing off.
Take care and spread the word.
I want a LOT of entries.
Can't help it, love jokes
Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in Front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. Any questions, I'll be parked around the corner."
She's standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, "How much?" She says, "One hundred dollars." He says, "All I got is thirty". She says, "Hold on," and runs back to Harry and asks, "What can he get for thirty?" "A hand job," Harry replied.
She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty quid is a hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips his trousers, and out pops a HUGE smooth and very beautiful penis!
She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back."She runs back to Harry.
"What's wrong?" he asks, "Any chance you could lend this guy seventy bucks?!"