Not a lot of news other than the few conferences and places I went to.
Funny how little time you find for yourself when you're working all the time.
I have basically become a vampire and live on late nights.
At least I don't sparkle in the sunlight.
I had a lot of fun in Arizona and met a bunch of people.
Thanks to everyone that joined us in the St. Patricks Day blog hop.
All us writers had a lot of fun and I was happy to see all the comments made on my post and the poem.
6 Old Ladies
One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a Nursing Home.
On the front lawn were 6 old ladies laying naked on the grass.
I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.
On my return trip, I passed the same Nursing Home with the same 6 old ladies laying naked on the lawn.
This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the manager.
"Do you know there are 6 ladies laying naked on your front lawn?"
"Yes," he said. "They are retired prostitutes and they're having a yard sale."