RT was a blast. I met a lot of new people and saw many friends I only see once a year.
The readers I met were great. I handed out a LOT of flash buttons but didn't get to flash anyone. I guess the law calls that indent exposure.
I plan to post a bunch of the pictures and send out the bag of goodies I picked up.
My DAWN also informed me I need to resend a package a winner of a contest didn't get.
I hate it when my package gets lost. Nothing sadder tan a man misplacing his package. That's why my wife puts mine in the freezer next to the frozen peas and carrots.
Long story.
So keep a look out for more posts about things.
I did have a question though.
The big topic at RT was the "50 SHADES OF GREY" books.
Have any of you read the book and what are your thoughts on it?
I'd love to hear about it.
Joke
TRIPLETS
A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach.
Luckily the babies are okay.
The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate.
All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong" asks the mother.
"I was taking pee and this bullet came out" replies the daughter.
The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking pee and this bullet came out". Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago.
A week later the boy walks into the room in tears. "It's okay" says the mom, "I know what happened, you were taking a pee and a bullet came out."
"No," says the boy, "I was jerking off and I shot the dog."
24 HOURS
A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.
About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?" Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.
Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife shoulder, and asks, "Honey, please...just one more time before die." She says, "Of course, Dear," and they make love for the third time.
After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep. The man, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours.
He taps his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could..."
At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen, I have to get up in the morning. You don't!"
