OMG, they released my new book OWNED.
I am always nervous on release day. It's like my first time.
We all remember our first time.
I was scared, nervous, fumbling my words...and alone.
Tense times indeed.
But onto the subject at hand, I have a new book out and if you sign up for my newsletter you get in the drawing to win a KINDLE eReader.
Pretty cool huh?
Of course you'll buy the book so I can PAY for the reader.
Thanks to everyone that has already joined the newsletter and good luck.
BTW, i always like asking questions.
What do you remember most about your FIRST TIME?
Oh h3ll yeah!! Own me baby!. I love the cover and I have a gift card eating a hole in my pocket.
ReplyDeleteHmmm, the first time. In the back of a volkswagen bug. I remember trying to get the back seat to lay down and get that stupid snap to click. I remember seeing headlights of other cars driving by and wondering if someone would stop and peek in the windows and see us, in the back seat, doing it. I remember it hurt like a #!%$$@!! and hearing the cows in the field mooing. But most of I remember it lasting only for a few seconds and thinking why is this supposed to be so great?
That is too funny.
ReplyDeleteI can imagine the back seat all cramped up and people seeing you.
That's why they invented Drive-Ins, the place to make out and beg for 2 hours until she finally touches IT.
Actually I think we were at the drive in before we went driving down this lone country road not far from my house. And it was very cramped. I was laying diagonally across the back with my neck bent because there still wasn't enough room. Thank goodness I'm not tall.
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